California living

Signs that I have been in CA too long:
1) I required caffeine because I got up so early and I elected to stop at the drive thru starsmucks
2) There were 2 hummers in the parking lot and I didn't think this was weird.
3) I immediately knew that the hummers could not fit through the drive thru and I didn't care
4) I ordered an item and used the words Venti, latte and non-fat
5) After drinking half my caffeine I realized my shirt was buttoned incorrectly such that my belly was hanging out and figured I would leave it that way to start a new fashion trend. Afterall if Britney Spears can pull off the look so can I.

Signs I have not been fully integrated into the CA culture:
1) I was smart enough to get out of my car and go inside where there was no line rather than sit in the long line at the drive thru. Californians only leave their cars by force.
2) I was a little upset by the fact that only me and the hummer guys were inside the store
3) I was a little spooked that my trendy cup had a passage about Watson & Crick and the discovery of DNA on it. I don't want my paper cups to be smarter than me
4) I rebuttoned my shirt when I got to work. A research lab is not place for Britney.
5) Despite all the caffeine I left my work badge/keys in the car and had to go back for them. When I got back to my car I resisted the urg to drive around looking for a closer parking space.